I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"
"wood there’s people that are dying"
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
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places i wish i was
- on a spring picnic in a quaint english village
- eating macarons in a parisian boulangerie
- sipping a pumpkin latte in a warm coffee shop on a rainy october day
- picking blackberries on an august morning
- at a summer evening garden party, wearing a white dress
- exploring a very old cemetery
- in a rowboat, watching the sun rise on a misty morning
- watching the ocean waves from a high stony ledge