the realization of their last names spelling TEAM is still blowing my mind i can’t comprehend things right now like….f*ck
I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back.
It’s true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.
I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags
*stares angrily at a picture of myself*
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner